I have to drink five pints of hot coconut water every day, with a little garlic salt, some splenda, and a splash of hot sauce, and then you basically jog until you hallucinate.

is anyone still looking for a roommate for g4?


One day this will be: “Anderson-Hummels! Anderson-Hummels!” as Blaine tries to lead his and Kurt’s as yet barely upright children in a rousing chorus of ‘The Itsy Bitsy Spider.’



Me and my friends when we’re out

This speaks to me on a deep and profound level

They hung up on me! What a bummer! x